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I is an American voter. I is informiated. [Aug. 27th, 2008|08:56 pm]
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So I'm flipping around the dial, and I see this:



What the ...? They call that television? How am I supposed to get any information out of some old broad talking? Where's the crawl? Where are the info boxes? Where are the talking heads? Where are the inane factoids?




Better. But you know what's missing? I can't really understand the Democrats unless I have a creature of pure evil, vomited forth from the bowels of hell[*] to destroy the Democrats and everything they stand for. Who can give me that?



Aaaaah. Now I feel informed. God bless you, Fox News, and all the good work you do.

[*] Yes, I know it's a mixed metaphor, but if anything were ever vomited from a bowel, it would be Karl Rove.
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[User Picture]From: [info]tzeca
2008-08-28 01:22 am (UTC)

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If I were among all the leftover Hillary supporters, I'd be bitching because Albright didn't run for president. But then that would mean running a leader who happened to be a woman rather than a woman who happened to be a political hack.

Also, I'm having a hard time deciding who looks more like he's just consumed a newborn's soul, Karl Rove or the creepy new pope.

Edited at 2008-08-28 01:22 am (UTC)
[User Picture]From: [info]notgruntled
2008-08-28 01:27 am (UTC)

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Political calculations aside, Madeleine Albright was born in Czechoslovakia and is constitutionally ineligible to run for president.
[User Picture]From: [info]tzeca
2008-08-28 02:11 am (UTC)

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I did not know that. That's a shame.
[User Picture]From: [info]muse0fire
2008-08-28 02:11 am (UTC)

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Rove has a more frightening almost innocuous look of evil - the new pope looks like Emperor Palpatine.

And as for the annoying scrawls on the screen - is it any wonder we've become an ADD nation? Jesus christ!
[User Picture]From: [info]notgruntled
2008-08-28 02:51 am (UTC)

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Pope Benedict is the preacher from Poltergeist II. Rove is Peter Lorre in M. Sorry, no illustration for the latter. Have you ever tried to find a picture of Peter Lorre smiling?
[User Picture]From: [info]muse0fire
2008-08-28 02:58 am (UTC)

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No, Rove is Damien - he's all cute (like a baby, not Brad Pitt) and cuddly looking but he's really the antichrist sent to destroy the world.
[User Picture]From: [info]curt_holman
2008-08-28 03:16 am (UTC)

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I believe the Preacher was played by Julian Beck, and was great, but has more of a cadaverous aspect compared to Rove, who doesn't look like he's ever missed a meal.

Funny post, BTW.
[User Picture]From: [info]notgruntled
2008-08-28 11:20 am (UTC)

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Julian Beck as the preacher looks like Pope Benedict; Muse thinks Rove looks like Damien from The Omen (and he is babyfaced, I have to admit), which was in reply to my assertion that he looks like Peter Lorre in M.

Of course, if you're going to compare Karl Rove to a horror movie monster, the obvious contender is Toby Jones in W., but I haven't seen it yet.

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