User Profile

Notgruntled is a reclusive millionaire [1], a skilled writer [2] and a talented photographer [3]. His work has been published around the world [4] in several languages [6].

He has enabled the lame to walk [7], the deaf to hear [8], and can walk on water [9]. There are those who hail him as God [10]. He can hear the voices of the dead [11].

Leaders at all levels of government solicit his support [12], and Fortune 500 companies prize his marketing advice [13]. He is also an international singing star [14] who when studying music was literally in a class by himself [16]. As a lover, he has been praised for his sensitivity [17] and staying power [18].

In a past life [19], Notgruntled was a widely-known [20] public figure [21] who was tragically [22] killed when a platform [23] collapsed at a civic ceremony [24] where he was the guest of honor.

NOTES

1. in Zimbabwean dollars
2. for a photographer
3. for a writer
4. where Livejournal can be accessed
5. Notgruntled loves footnotes without inline references [16].
6. via Babelfish
7. by handing them crutches
8. by shouting
9. when it's frozen
10. last name: Damnit, Andy
11. if they left tape recordings
12. the Tuesday after the first Monday every other November
13. as a blip in their sales figures
14. once sang "Tie a Yellow Ribbon" at a karaoke bar in Thailand
15. only tuba player on campus
16. Notgruntled also loves the word "recursion." [5]
17. "You felt that? I didn't."
18. "You're still here?"
19. that he saw in a movie
20. wanted
21. horse thief
22. but legally
23. trap door
24. hanging

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